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The LOTR Slash Parody Song

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By Jamberry

All the crazy loony LOTR fans
With way too much time on their hands,
When they've got nothing better to do
They write slash fan fiction galore
Then sit clapping, calling for more!
And do you know what they saaaaay?!...
Oooooohhhh....

Who cares about Arwen?
That Elven princess is a perfect 10!
She may be pretty, but she's forgotten
When Aragorn hugs Haldir of Lorien...
Merry and Pippin are inseparable and sweet,
Especially when they eat!
And together Took and Brandybuck sing...
When you've got all this, who needs the ring?
Gee, I think it must be love!

Oooohhhhh...
For Frodo, Sam cares way too much;
Everyone leans forward when they touch,
And no matter what you say,
People still will see it that way.
All the girls have fun with pretty boys,
To fanfic writers, they're the best of toys!
And Legolas and Gimli have a "thing..."
When you've got all this, who needs the ring?
Gee, I think it must be love!

 
 
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